But I Am Le Tired

I work so hard sifting through all your email content to try and come up with some interesting stories that you might want to read after you’re done replying to all that email that you get. But do you even bother to glance up? Let alone click one of the many links I have to offer? Not once! Well, if it’s all the same to you, I’ll just let you put your own links up here. Not that you ever will. You ungrateful jerk.

At least, that’s what I assume the little news strip on the top of my GMail is saying since it’s defaulted to the “Customize” message for the past day.

What do you think?