I just saw a commercial for Final Destination 3. …Really? Can that possibly be a good movie? Here’s the plot in a nutshell. Someone freaks out because he/she daydreams that a bunch of people die. Random people avoid catastrophe as a result of his/her freaking out. They screw up “Death’s design.” Then they all die, except for a guy and a girl so there can be a sense of a “happy ending” including implied procreation. Someone from Final Destination 2 might come back… but not from the original since they’re all dead now.

There. I saved you eight bucks.