My friend Lisa got me hooked on Diet Snapple Teas (I’m a fan of the Peach and Lime Green Tea varieties), and part of the pleasure is that you get a random Snapple fact under each bottle cap. Today, I learned that snails can sleep for up to three years. And how nice would that be? I’d like to leave all my cares behind and go sleep for 3 years. Although, I think I’d wake up with one heck of a backache.

I’m also amused that beavers used to be the size of bears. Look out trees, it’s a giant beaver! Raar.