I was walking by Tank, the new Newell-Simon Roboceptionist, and I caught a few words of what he was saying to the people who were typing to him:
And remember: If your computer stops working, don’t hit it. We have feelings too.
Nothing sums up my current profession better.
Remember when I thought my computer was sexy? Yeah, it still is. Mmmm. Someday, they should allow computers and people to marry. That’d be hawt.